.....O.o

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 04/16/2018 at 22:02 • Filed to: None

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woke up coz me alarm clock went off... had a shower, made meself breakfast and im on my third cup of coffee ready to head out the door when my alarm clock goes off...

turns out its an hour and a half earlier than i thought it was and apparently im hallucinating alarm clocks now..... fan fucking tastic

todays gonna be a long one

For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:10

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You say hallucinating alarm clocks, I say free second alarm clock

Spanfeller is a twat > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:10

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Our teachers insisted with using C as our first programming language... he did not teach us anything and then screamed at us when we made mistakes. I once hallucinated an entire program.. when I woke up I wrote it, compiled it, and it worked... somehow.

That teacher is fucking horrible, no wonder his failure rate is above 50%

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 22:12

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lol... one way to look at it... i’d have perferred the extra hour of sleep (4 instead of 3 makes all the difference)

For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2018 at 22:12

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He taught you how to code in your sleep

MM54 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:12

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I do this now and then where I wake up confident my alarm went off, but it’s not still going off so maybe it didn’t. A quick check of the clock confirms I’m nuts and I go back to sleep.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:13

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Ooh, in all honesty been there before. Truth be told you may be sleep walking. Is this a new occurrence or have you previously had a history of being woken up to hallucinations?

gettingoldercarguy > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:16

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Glitch in the matrix.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2018 at 22:16

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I’d say he does a pretty good job if you are coding in your sleep.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/16/2018 at 22:18

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bit of both... i do sleep walk and first thing in the morning when autopilot is in full swing what i see and what is do not match

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:20

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This morning I woke up to discover that I fell asleep with both arms under my back. Both were fully asleep and it took me a solid 2 minutes of flailing before I finally managed to turn my alarm clock off.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:22

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For me it’s about an hour or two after I fall asleep. REM tries to kick in then autpilot goes “TIME TO GET READY FOR WORK”. Have you tried wearing a Fitbit or something that can monitor sleep restlessness? Mine goes haywire and everyone says I should set up cameras but I watched one too many Paranormal Activity movies to go through with that.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/16/2018 at 22:24

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lol hate it when that happens

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:27

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I knew it was bad when I swung my arm over and couldn’t even hit the desk the clock was on.

XJDano > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:27

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I did this at. 2 am once. Thought it was 5. I was about to run out the door when my wife was like WTF?

Then of course I you can’t go back to sleep.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/16/2018 at 22:30

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eh i know im bad... i walked into me neighbours house whilst asleep once... apparently when she screamed at me to get the fuck out i just ambled back to me own house and went back to bed woke up in me own bed none the wiser... till the missus asked me why i walked into next doors naked....

probably a good thing my house doesnt have a balcony or anything :p

Spanfeller is a twat > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/16/2018 at 22:34

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It was programming 101; barely got beyond dynamic lists, and I dropped out after he shouted at me during a test because I coded a way to find modulus using an empty For cycle rather than the built in method because it wasn’t giving me the number I needed. He also spent all the exam time helping out another student. I didn’t fail the exam but I had enough by then.

very basic stuff, nothing to be proud of.

Spanfeller is a twat > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 22:35

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No, he gave me a reason to look for a shrink...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:41

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i did that once, showered, had breakfast, even thought, “why am I not hungry?” then when I was about to brush my teeth looked out the pitch black window and thought fuck its only 3:30 am.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/16/2018 at 22:41

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As one sleep walker to another - naked sleeping isn’t always the best idea but makes for the best stories. Though this does give me a sense of normality so I give you credit there.

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/17/2018 at 04:32

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:)

Long-Voyager > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/17/2018 at 07:36

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Coffee all over the keyboard. Great way to start the morning.

Long-Voyager > XJDano 04/17/2018 at 07:37

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Then I just go into work and leave early. Joys of making your own hours.